no foolin’!

there’s apparently going to be an Ant Bully commercial during the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice awards show. now, i don’t have cable so i won’t be watching this, but you should. oh, you definitely should. i also have no idea when this gem will air so you will have to watch the entire Kid’s Choice awards show. but think of it as an adventure, not a chore. think of the great treasure you will find when you patiently watch the no-doubt super-stupendous Kid’s Choice awards show. think of the excitement that you’ll have along the way when you learn what the kids have chosen. oh, it’ll be a saturday night to remember. OH!

but alas, i don’t know when this Kid’s Choice awards show airs. i guess it airs at 7pm CST, but this is a guess based upon an email that was also unsure of the exact airtime. but anway, you didn’t really have anything to do tonight, did you? so just watch Nickelodeon from around 3pm CST until maybe 10am tomorrow and it should play sometime in that window.

when you do sit down and watch this amazing awards show and the Ant Bully commercial does come on, you’ll no doubt jump for joy as all your patience will have paid off. BUT! BUT! remember to settle down at least halfway through the Ant Bully commercial so that you have a chance to view my beautifully animated shot of a frog jumping out and trying to eat Lucas. it will be worth it my friends, it will be worth it.

ole!

i’ll upload a better ant bully photo when they unshackle my ankles and i go home later today