Willamette tragedy
I’ve just heard that 83 people have been holed up in a mall in Willamette, Colorado. My understanding is that there are some zombies in the area or something along those lines. Don’t worry, I’ll save them.
I’m going to hire a helicopter pilot to drop me in and I will save them all. Whether I use a shotgun, a chainsaw or a cream pie, I will be sure to go in and make sure all these people survive this ordeal. Oh yes. I will. At least I will after Carolyn goes to bed.
Dead Rising is now on store shelves. Well, hopefully. It may have sold out. Go get it now. Yay.
this game probably won’t be very good because its on xbox 360. Too bad really. It had potential.
Why wait for Caolyn to go to bed to play? Stand up and be a man, send her to bed when ever you want to play.
Oh and get her to make you pie to. Get her to make you pie then send her to bed! Then you’ll be a man.