Don’t be like me
A few weeks back Carolyn’s convertible roof got slashed as someone was apparently trying to see what the inside of her car looked like. Possibly unbeknownst to that person is that not only are windows see-through but convertible tops are expensive. So, I was pretty upset with that person for doing that as it made my girlfriend and me rather sad. Fortunatley just the roof was damaged and none of the contents of the car had been stolen. On the other hand, I told my friends, it was pretty annoying that nothing had been taken as now the roof had to be replaced for a pretty silly reason.
If something like that ever happens to you, don’t be like me. Don’t think, “this is silly, why didn’t they steal something to justify the new hole in the roof?” You would be silly to think like that. As just the other night after a fun night out with our friends, Carolyn’s window was smashed in and they stole both her GPS and her iPod. I can attest, there is a much worse feeling when not only is there cosmetic damage to the car, but also contents which you use on a near daily basis missing from within it.
I’m not particularly clever in thinking this, but it’s certainly something I’ve forgotten lately and feel like sharing: Things can always get worse. Always. Like, the car could have been stolen, we could have been mugged, we could have our apartment on fire, monkeys could be unscrewing nuts and bolts on the Bay Bridge to gather parts for their 400 foot banana bomb equipped robo-gorilla to begin their human genocide starting from the west coast. It can always get worse.
And to you who stole Carolyn’s GPS and iPod and broke her window. You are a dick.
Sorry to hear it you two. Did they at LEAST pee in the car?! I mean, C’mon! Why are they gonna break you window, steal all your stuff, and not even PEE in your car?! Terrorists!
Those damn dirty apes are stealing nuts and bolts from the El here too. I fear this robo-gorilla plot could be an international conspiracy! Either that, or they just want to see the blue line tip over again.
ouch…. hugs and all to both of you
wow that sucks, sorry to hear that. At least now you get to go shopping Carolyn! Was that on in the East Bay or city? My bet is the East Bay. Thiefs don’t leave courtesy pees in Oakland if they break into your car,how rude.
actually it was right near gordon birsch… the greatest restaurant/brewery on earth… and youngjae’s super expensive lexus was parked right next to it… and not broken into… what up with that youngjae???!!!… I’ve decided to suspect youngjae because of this… I think that one time he went to the bathroom he was actually smashing your car windows with his black belt haiduken punch skills
Yeah, it was kind of tragic that it happened at Gordon Biersch as their new seasonal is amazing. It tastes like no other beer I’ve had. Yay for Maibock!
I think you’re right though that it was an East Bayer who performed this crime as our seats were pee free. And YoungJae is from the east bay…
THAT SUXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!