The polls are closed
Going into the whole Guitar Hero rock-a-thon, I mentioned how I was a bit nervous, nervous because Burke stood a good chance of winning. When the comments started pouring in though, I went from nervous to concerned. A lot of my friends were very much admirers of Burke’s crotch. Then Robocop voted against me. I was in shock at that point. I mean Robocop, we’ve been friends since before he was big. I was just in awe.
When my friend Alex returned from his trip to Paris I mentioned how I couldn’t believe that both he and Robocop voted against me. Alex was equally as shocked as me because he had never voted. After some digging into the fraud I found that Burke was actually the one voting as Alex and Robocop! Deceit! I guess this is what happens when you allow Canadians to vote in a purely democratic American contest.
So, not only did I win in the polls, but I have trounced him in score and for this I submit my undeniable evidence.
Thanks to all who voted, especially Sheldon who contributed so colorfully.
I love your screen name, dude.
Wait a sec.
I thought I was voting for a picture.
Numbers are lame.
That is all.
Bah. I’m too busy doing blow off the chests of all my hot groupies to worry about high scores.
by groupies he means his mom and sister.
stop commenting in my name burke… PJ fix your website!!! People keep pretending to be me!!!
Also, congratulations on your victory.
that is the end of the comment
alexander
Hehe, Burke is shameless. In a post that directly exposes his voter fraud, he commits it some more.